How Indian Mind Works

NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT

An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

The Indian replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian...


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Part 1 :-



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From peon to lecturer, such a long journey

Working As Peon, Ashok Did His LLB, LLM & PhD

Rohtak: Until recently, he served water and cleaned tables in the law department of the university here. Today, he’s an idol to many, who are willing to do his bidding. Ashok Kumar, a peon in Maharishi Dayanand University who went on to earn his doctorate in criminal terrorism law, has fought off his demons well. Incidentally, he’s also a Dalit.
“I joined MDU as peon in 1992 after my intermediate. But I wanted to do more and pursued my studies privately. There was no looking back once I graduated and got admitted to LLB classes (evening shift),” said Ashok Kumar (36), who is also a lecturer in criminal law at BPS Woman University in Sonepat.
“It isn’t easy being a teacher. I realised there was a wide gap between my previous job and my current vocation, and often found it tough to deal with my inner complexes.”
A year into his new job, Kumar is the most popular teacher among the students.
While he read, Kumar ran a gruelling schedule often stretching up to 17 hours a day. “I would report for work at 8am, remain in the department until 9.30pm and reach home around midnight,” he said.
“The LLM course wasn’t available in the evening and I couldn’t join the morning classes since I was a regular employee. But I requested my department officials to transfer me as a peon to the evening session so that I could get admission in the morning session,” he recalls.
He remembers his father Jage Ram, an illiterate labourer, who wanted to give his children good education but had no resources.
“I am the sixth child among eight siblings, including five sisters. All my sisters are unlettered as my parents couldn’t afford education for all of us,” Kumar says.
Kids of rag-pickers come up trumps
Life was never a cakewalk for them. But on Thursday, ragpickers Gurjant Singh and Sarbjit Kaur succeeded in taking the first step towards a better future by clearing the state-level Joint Entrance Test (JET) and securing admission in three-year diploma courses. The two reside in rag-pickers colony in Patiala with their parents. Singh has secured admission in diploma in computer in Thapar Polytechnic, while Kaur has chosen information technology in Government Polytechnic for Girls, Patiala. The two could realise their dream thanks to the efforts of Malwa Arts Sports Cultural and Educational Trust (MASCUT) which has been funding the education of children in the colony.

Article from TOI (14th Aug 2009)

Laugh it out loud

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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UPDATE life SET failure_flag = "NO" , success_flag = "YES";

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DELETE sorrows FROM life;

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