Saturday, September 29, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
DAY is longer than NIGHT for those who make their DREAMS comes true.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
There are all sites of sites out there ...
For people at office - http://www.ergocise.com/stretch.html
For fitness freaks - http://www.acefitness.org/
For pro-body builders - http://www.exrx.net/
specifically see the "Excercise and Muscle directory" http://www.exrx.net/Lists/Directory.html it has very good listing of excercises muscle wise with Gifs indication same and specifying what all muscles are major targets and which side target !!
For ideal height and weight
To know just the right food for you ... read this article
अपने दिल के Hard Disk पे और कितनी Files डालु
अपने चेहरे से रूसवाई की Error तो हटाओ
ऐ जानेमन अपने दिल का Password तो बताओ
वो तो हम है जो आप की चाहत दिल मॆं रखते है
वरना आप जैसे कितने Softwares तो बाज़ार में बिकते है
रोज़ रात आप मेरे सपने में आते हो
मेरे प्यार को Mouse बना के उंगलियों पे नचाते हो
तेरे प्यार का Email मेरे दिल को लुभाता है
पर बीच में तेरे बाप का Virus आ जाता है
और करवाओगे हमसे कितना इन्तजार
हमारे दिल की साईट पे कभी Enter तो मारो यार
अपने इन्सल्ट का बदला देखो कैसे लुंगा
जानेमन तेरे बाप को Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
आपके कई नखरे अपने दिल पे बैंग हो गये
दो PC जुड़ते जुड़ते Hang हो गये
आप जैसो के लिये दिल को Cut किया करते है
वरना बाकी केसेस में तो Copy Paste किया करते हैं
आपक हँसना आप क चलना आप की वो स्टाईल
आपकी अदाओं की हमने Save कर ली है File
जो सदीयों से होता आया है वो रीपीट कर दुंगा
तु ना मिली तो तुझे Ctrl+Alt+Delete कर दुंगा
लड़कीयां सुन्दर हैं और लोनली हैं
प्रोब्लम है कि बस वो Read Only हैं
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
ANy Logic ??
Or is it a camera trick ?? ...
- The color of white liquid is fading away each time quantity of liquid increases
- Moreover the way he is pouring water in the end he is like shaking the glass so as to tranfer the ORIGINAL liquid ... guess by that time he has diluted the solution by adding water
WHAT SAY ??
Friday, September 14, 2007
This video is impossible to watch
So much cruelity towards animals
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him witha bright,"T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly,"T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness Its Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, Its Thursday." *
Monday, September 10, 2007
Independence of Java
Power of unix
Popularity of windows
luxury of .net
efficiency of C
Ease of VB
robustness of Oracle
Leadership of SAP
Vision of photoshop
Vastness of Internet
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Reachness of Google
!! GOOD MORNING !!
Friday, September 7, 2007
The first one is of a bottle of beer and looks so real, like it is coming out the side of the trailer.
The second is of canvas tote bag.
The fourth is of another truck with the windshield facing the back and there has been a driver painted in the driver's seat looking back over his shoulder to appear like he is driving backwards.
The fifth one is of an aquarium with fish swimming in it.
The sixth one is of a bookshelf with books lined up in it and a post-it-note with an advertisement on it, probably for the company that sells the books (Again, in a foreign language)
The last one is for Pringles-Hot & Spicy. The "inside" of the trailer has the appearance of having been through a fire.
or may be i should call it supercomputer
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
CAT-Common Admission Test. Probably the toughest exam to crack in the world today. The major chunks of people who take up CAT are Software Engineers with an experience of 0-3 years. I have been also a part of this "Junta". Here are five reasons why software engineers treat writing CAT as “religion".
The first reason is some people hate to code. These are the group of people who don't get a shit out of Mainframe, Java or Dot Net. These are the people who are still confused between the difference of "Classes" and “Objects". These are the people who get at least ten errors per line of code they write. These are the group of people who hate to hear terms such as "Defect","Enhancement","Unit Testing".
The second reason why people take up cat is "joblessness". Yes people on “Bench". Some of these guys wanted to be hot shot computer programmers but end up just playing computer games to pass their free time. One of my friends used to dream of joining "Google" one day. He got a campus placement in one of the well known software companies of India. He was so good that he topped in his training batch. But would u believe me this guy is on "Bench" for the past one and a half years. First week on bench he played computer games. Second week he spoke to his Project Manager and asked him to install some software so that he can learn something. His Project Manager denied him giving a reason "Project Cost". Third week he just felt "helpless" sitting idle in office. Fourth week he decided to take Up CAT.
The third reason is "Money & Opportunities". As most of you would have been reading in various magazines and internet websites that average salaries in leading B-schools are more than 10 lacs pa. I can bet that any Software Engineer in any of the software service majors in this country cannot reach this figure in the next five years. Frankly speaking I feel that the job of software engineers is equal in challenge to the job of B-school grads. If the challenge is same ...why not the salaries...? When software engineers don’t get an answer to this question, one day they decide to go for the bucks...and join a B-school.
The fourth reason is the reason which caused "Ramayana" and "Mahabharata".
Yes you got it right "girlfriends". One of my roommates got a call from his baby just before his CAT exams and she said "do well at least for me". This guy got so excited that he ended up attempting 65 out of 75 questions in CAT this year. Another friend of mine says that he wants to pursue a technical career but he says that his girlfriend wants him to doManagement. She told him that her brother has a MBA degree from a top B-school, so he should also have one. Bullshit!! If I were my friend I would have ditched her that day coz you cannot get any silly reason for taking up CAT than this.
The last reason is "Following the crowd." These groups of people write CAT because everyone else around them is writing. These are the people who perform the worst in the exam and give a push up to other people percentiles.
Whatever is the reason, one fine Sunday morning in November they would all assemble in some examination center in some part of the country to take up a challenge called as "CAT”.